Monday, February 25, 2013

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This special design will stand out your particular way to love and show respect for thirsty souls that have always wanted to touch your lips and make their lives, your divine slaves! 100% cotton. - Price $116


This is literally the product description on Swimwear 360. I'm not saying this site is a front for Nigerian fraud, but I'm just saying I... Also for your perusal:
Have hope to make you happy and have this spicy bathing suit to make you even happier. This lovable swimwear is edgy yet femenine. Get it now!
Feel the affection of this two piece halter swimsuit that we have for you! Let it embrace you in its designs and exquisite texture.
In these summer vacations have your great bonfire party at the beach! Roast delicious marshmallows wearing this fun halter style bathing suit.
This one's for a kid suit: What's your dream? What do you really like to do? Have and enjoy all what you can imagine with this one piece swimwear! There are no limits!